Sunday, August 31

My fren grace n i

Me fooling aroun as usual....heheh!!!(beast n beauty!!!!)
Black n white frens...(close enuf...rite?!?!)

MY adorable bro!!!

The most adorable chef in d world!!!(most of all the other chefs in d world r fat....except remy!!!4m ratatouille,FYI......)Second cutest chef in the world(1st is remy)


Yours once more randomly,
~LIZ~

Friday, August 29

Doggie e-mail



Thursday, August 28

hey.......today rocked(as usual!!!! lolz!!!)

hey....today was awesome!!got perhimpunan.....bcoz of hari merdeka.....mirza's sajak sooooooo funi d lst part!!!!!he was like:MERDEKA!!!!!!!!MERDEKA!!!!!MERDEKA!!!!!!!!!!sekian terima kasih...haha.....got no hw today!yay!!!!!wen we got bak to class teacher gave pop quiz!!!(on m3 n bm)evry1 in my group was like:eh,alyssa...u better anser,ah!!!!
Pressure!!!!!lolz!
Dont noe y but now i enjoy using "lolz"heh....so of course my group won!!!!!!(i enjoy being sombong n show-off nowadays...joking...joking...)n den we had bm quiz!!!!!n once again....of course my group lost!!!!heheheh!!!!!the group w reshna in it won......=P isabel wrote down her name like dis reshnafcuk(note,it is not f word...)b*tch...something,something,something.....

YIPEE KAIAYE!!!!!N AWAY WE GO!!!!!

english....lets see...i didnt bring my book....again!!!! n i didnt reali kena scolding....i put on my "sweet,girly n innocent voice!!!!and it actuallyworked!!!!would ya believe dat?!?!?!
b4 skool ended jayne n i were singing (making up,la..)irish belden (issit belden or drinking???)songs!!!well....at least iwas making it up...=D hehe...she juz said d bad words(note....again,all she said was toot,toot,toot,toot,toot,n now it smlls like sh*t!!!!)
it went something like this....

(my part)
Oh..........
there was once a girl w a very ugly face,
she took part in a reali fast race!!!
she lost reali badly,oh the shame!!!!
and then after that she changed her name!!!!
(jayne's part)
her name was..toot,toot,toot,toot,toot,toot n now she smells like shit,
(my part)
her butt was the place that dog bit!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tadaa........like it?!?!?!it ws inspired by ....reshna...i think....i dint do my pmoral hw......
oh yea!!!n after recess i tried to steal but b4 that ask sweetly for the entire box of big apple donuts 4m cikgu khalil....d meanie...he wouldnt give....bleh....he was like:soli but this is 4 d teachers!!!!i said i would pay him for d donuts ..but did he give in?!?!?n
oooooo he juz had to b mean n keep d donuts.!!!!!!the big meanie....
so 4ft3r $(h00l J4yn3 w4$ 4b0ut to belanja me but dad came to take me home.....*sigh*....now im here on the pc blogging.....not yet eat n suffering.....how do you malays survive?!?!?!i admit dat christians "puasa" too but not like dat...rite pris???ali- oh wait i 4got...ur catholic....4 gosh sakes alicia!!!!!!u dont even go to church !!!!!i noe dat ur mum is buddhist n father catholic but stil?!?!?!?look at su's fam!!!!*sigh*i think i gotta bathe soon.....n i juz redid my entirre blog(got link list n cbox)but now cannot!!!!!u cant even see d poll i put!!!!!!n licia is too lazy to help!!!!
btw, last nite b4 i went to sleep i took out all my braids n boy!!!was my hair wavy...not that im vain or anything....dats alicia!!!shes vain ....bout her hair....n steph too!!!!!!*gasp* mebbe they r sisters!!!!!poor,poor alicia....she was an evil lil thing....it as nice (well not reali..)noeing her....*sniff*the saddest part is dat i hve to arrange n pay 4 her funeral....oh well gotta go meet up w d coffin bulders...ill make sure dat they'll slit her neck b4 she dies and make them make a "stick man coffinh "to remember her evilness...

Ciao!!!!!
Yours randomly,
~LIZ~

**BUZZZ,BUZZ***

here she is agen w her sis elizabeth....


to avoid work,i shall post more pics dese r cute pics of lil esther(edited)





editd pic of her....




isnt she cute???






Told ya i like braids.....


See???i took pic of myself w miror...

pris....at my baptism


Thiz iz priz......hehe!!!!!XDDDDD hahahahahahahahahahaha to u pris!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA*cough,cough*MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!IM EVIL TO U...ARENT I ?!??!?!?!

hies

hies......havent post in a looooooong time.....i gtg real quick....juz tell u wat happened today

no PJ as usual......(all cikgu faiz's fault!!!!)

BM...lets see...we got bak paper n i got hiest in class!!!!woop!!!!92.5%

M3 we marked our objective...i got 1 of the hiest,FYI....58/60!!!!oder ppl got dat mark 2

muzik...no recorder...wahh!!!i shud be praising d lord but its coz on mon i got picked 4 1 on 1 n i chose ryan low coz hes always dreamin n readin n cant blow if his life depends on it n soo 2day he was supposed to blo but bcoz of u evil std 6 got trial ,lor.....

kt must copy something dat i havent finished yet.....prob gonna copy 4m frenzies 2morrow

b4 recess jo n i broke yet another pencil!!!lol!!!turns out dat it was anna's ....n boy was she mad!!!!oh yea...n d oder pencil i broke n fixed bak i found on d floor bside my desk dis morn n it wass broken agen....sigh

all of ran down 4 roti canai n teacher so nice let us go 10 mins early =P to u 5Mers

i juz found my red pen today......random(cos i left it at home)

BI we marked entire paper n wen i told pris n su dey started kickin n puncin me......i got 100%!!!!!!!!hiest in class(again)at 1st i was so blur ....teacher said"alyshea ..... 100%" n i was drumming my fingwers waitin 4 teacher to say my name...den d whole class shouted "ALYSSA!!!!" n i was like huh?hu...me???.....=D thot it was ms. low dat pn inthira called

we didnt hve sn coz cikgu tak datang!!!!yay!!!!so got relief.....pn ng sok yee(dat how u spell it??)
NO HOMEWORK WATSOEVA TODAY!!!!!!!YIPPEEE!!!!!!!!
kerkz n kim almost stepped on me after skool today....
today was awesome litteraly coz;
i got hiest in class 4 evrythin =D =P
i got no tuition today!!!
i beat bryan chuah in evrything!!!!=P in ur face,show off!!!!!
i managed to wake up at 6am to do my hair(ask alicia if u wanna noe how it looked
i got bak my workbk from carmen
i totally ignored ms low!!!!=P hehe
i played a sick,very extremely sick game w izzy,jay,na n me(like,duh)
i ate roti canai(even tho it wasnt curry 2day)
i dont hve hw
i m blogging on my comp
i beat alicia(MUAHAHAHAHAHA)
I UH.....GOT INVITED TO GILLIAN'S BRO'S BDAY
I ...um.....theres more but 4got ledi...........well my mum's getting a blogshop....she making 1 on her laptop down stairs....deres oni 3 comps in my hse n 4 ppl living in it.....so sad =(

I LIKE BRAIDING HAIR!!!!!
random.....
hehe

well......im juz blogging as excuse to use comp,rite now.......hey licia,u online?!?!?!oh wait...u r.....sigh...oh n juz to torture pris ill put up her pic now......so long 4 now!!!!


I





Sunday, August 24

wazzup....

hi...im doing kt homework......on the sultan of malacca.....u 5Mers done it yet???i m prob not gonna post until nxt week........cikgu jeff gave us kt hw.......ne1 of u guys noe where to search???n yes,i mean besides google n wikipedia.....oh well........bleh.....im not in a gd mood(very unusual 4 me)bcoz of mi hw(dum tuition)....AARGH!!!!!CANT FIND IT AT ALL!!!!!where is dat damn stupid bio?!?!?!im gonna have to call jo.....as usual.......ok...i was gone for 15-20 mins.....n called like...5 ppl....(jolyene,anna n she asked me to do 4 her n i said i wud 4 RM 50,isabel n she is ,unfortunately,sick,ashley ng.....)n guess wat?!?!? (dont guess ill tell u)jo's hse fone keeps goin to voice mail,anna asked me to do 4 her(i noe i alreadi put dat),isabel went like:shoot.i 4got, n last but not least....ms ashley ng said:dammit....i forgot!!!looks like im on my own.....again.....

WELL....BYE!!!!!!!!!PLS HILITE NEXT SENTENCE!!!!
Oh well.....im bored too....dis was 4 fun......bye-bye...........

Friday, August 22

Desathon pics


Guess hu r these ppl!!!!


Lets play a good game of guess hu!!!!!(NOTE:there may be repeats in d pics)



















EMPTY SPACE......................











Guess hu is that horrible,annoying helang!!!!!NO offense to that particular person!!!!!

i think dat d guessing game is over.....lets post food!!!!!!oh wait still at d stoooooooooooooopid hotel so cannot!soli,lah.......

hey....

i posted more yesterday but d stuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuppppiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiidddddddd wifi in hotel istana HORRIBLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!so i got cut off!!!!!!!i wrote LOTS!!!!!!!!!!but then the SSSSSSSSSSTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUPPPPP
PPPPPPPPIIIIIIIIIIIDDDDDDDDDDDDD wifi........ill somehow find it.....one day.....*sigh*i found out dat evryday the ebay cause start earlier n earlier n earlier.....THANK GOD TODAY IS THE LAST DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!i looooooooooooooooooooove typing!!!!!!!!evry joke i tell mi dad he say(or shouts)"SICK,MAN!!!!"its his habit.........i got church later......
im quite bored but very lz.......i enjoy typing the quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog real fast.................................................................................ill try post pic i guess(if my dad allows...coz dis my mu's pc so i got no pics inside but i brought along my cam that still has d desathon pics,so i guess i go try ajak my dad).....brb
he say can hol on i put up another post 4 it.............

Tagged by ALICIA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Copy and paste the bold names after the number.
Put the names of people you know with the same name as the bold ones.

Guys

1. Andrew-Andrew lim (my church),andrew...uh....dont noe his last name
2. Ashton - Anna's bro(i think)
3. Brandon - MY BRO!!!!
4. Benjamin - From my kindy n oso Ben Fan
5. Chad -
6. Christopher -well...my ozzy frens name is spelled Kristopher(evry1 calls him Kristos)
7. Daniel - Pastor Daniel Ho
8. Derek -
9.
Edward-
10. Ethan-My mum's fren's son
11. Hunter-(is dat a name?!?!?!)
12. Ian - Ian Tan(kenari's best runner.....+=P)
13. Isaac- my dad's fren's little baby hu is tremendously adorable
14. Jason- Jason chia,jason tong(the dum-dum in 5E)Jason wong(parent's fren)
15. Joseph- joseph wong(his son),joseph something(4m my kindy...i think pris noes him)
16. Kevin- kevin.....jonas?!?!
17. Logan-
18. Matthew- my little bro's 5 yr old fren hu is oso tremendously adorable(lol)
19. Michael-um..i think i noe som1 by dat name but 4got hu
20. Noah- noah's ark?!?!
21. Nicholas- nicholas yeo(i sat near him ,too.....it was REALLY annoying)
22. Philip- Philip teo(d dude hu is obsessed w africa)
23. Ryan- Ryan low the annoying shortie mcshortie
24. Samuel-
25. Shaun/Sean/Shawn-
26. Thomas- thomas(the train engine???THe one 4m5M)
27. Tyler-
28. Victor - Victor geh (or as i pronounce it "gay" coz its true)
29. William-shakespear!!!
30. Zachary- my cuzin's cuzin

Girls

1. Alice- marcus leong's mum
2. Amanda-4got hu w dat name
3. Beth-
4. Becky-REBECCA!!!!!!!!
5. Catharine-
6. Crystal-
7. Danielle-
8. Elizabeth-
9. Esther- my eccentric,abstract artist of an aunt
10. Fiona-
11. Gianna-
12. Grace- grance ng n grace chee(mi church)
13. Hannah- matthew's sister
14. Hilary- hilary duff???
15. Jennifer- hannah n matthew's mom
16. Kristen-
17. Lauren-
18. Lydia-my aunt
19. Melissa- my fren's sis(besides u,alicia)
20. Megan-
21. Natalie- ms low's fren(i think)
22. Rachel-Rachel wong
23. Rebecca- rebecca chan
24. Sarah/Sara- sara soo
25. Stephanie- Step-on-me collect(all rong spelling)
26. Tiara-
27. Tiffany-
28. Vanessa-
29. Wendy-
30. Zoe-

I tag:-
eu fern
safia
aisyah
miza
anyone else???

Thursday, August 21

Olah mi amigos!!!

hi!soli i acidentally post twice......the internet there very bad......must pay RM50 somemore.......so fancy-shmancy dat hotel.....Hotel Istana i think......the toilet oso very nice....but very confusing,la!!!!got lots of twists n turns inside....on the toilet bak there,ah....got instructions on how to use the toilet!!!!!!lol!!!im using my mums new laptop now.....ask alicia if shez in a gd mood.........my dad bought it 4 d eBay thingy...gtg!my mum is scolding me........haiz ,la!!!!!!!!!!

WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cepat...

im at the ebay thingy now........hes talkin ALOT!!!!!!!!!!!im hungry......dis is actually quite ok,lah.....oh!gtg!!!!!!its finishing(finally)!!!whoa!shortest post i eva rote!!!!!!!!!

Cepat...

im at the ebay thingy now........hes talkin ALOT!!!!!!!!!!!im hungry......dis is actually quite ok,lah.....oh!gtg!!!!!!its finishing(finally)!!!whoa!shortest post i eva rote!!!!!!!!!

Wednesday, August 20

Heylo.......

heylo........soli long time no post,ah......tiada masa nak blog.....i bz w hw....wah u all so free wan,ah???i gotta make dis post short....methinks.methinks dat sjkyc,our arch rivals,copy us n hve skool camp........heard dem on tues playiong wat souns like d "negeri bom "game......obviously in chinese.....u cud here like mr handsome's voice too......i wonder..........well mebbe im rong,for 1nce,anywayz i heard it at like wat.....8:30pm???i juz ate mcdonalds!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!juz now in car my parents say that my mum neva use bad words but i said that i heard her use lots of bad words b4 like da b wurd,oder b word,s wurd.....den she say dat shit iz not bad wurd.....it means to poop....dat was randomli disgusting......den all of a sudden she got sms n suddenly shouted"SHIT!!!!!"dont ask me y,k.........i told her that proved my point n she ignored me.....=P i went to d Mental Ppl Hospital......MPH 4 short....lol!!!!didnt buy n e bks coz oder day oso went to buy 6 bks 4 RM 17.90.......all of em r classics.......my parents r thinkin of sending my bro to foriegn language class........they think dat him speaking french is cute!!!!!!!! i was interested in spanish wen i was std 1 n i even got my parents to buy me a spanish pc game to learn spanish(i still hve it) n after a while i cud say the basic stuff like radio,television......weneva i went to mph(i was diagnosed w mental problem since birth,lol!!!)i always went to d dictioinary section to go n find spanish-english,english-spanish dictionaries.....but did my parents think it was cute??!?!?!?!?!?!?Nooooooooooo.........they told me to not learn any oder languages b4 learning my own country's language.......but now they thik my bro learning sign lang n french is cute...........hu is cuter......sarah,brandon or a PUPPY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!well gtg i guess ......licia is gets reali worked up weneva im not online....y on earth cant u bother mich n karina,licia?!?!?!?!n can all of u pls NOT tell a certain ms low bout my blog??????thx.....if ur reading this leesh....my ......uh.......cousin typed it...............hes still typing it n .........gdbye!!!!!!!!



HEHE!!!!!!!!!!U SAW NOTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!- yay arial!!!

Sunday, August 17

Wahh..............

im bored,alicia abandonded me(besides that shes pissed off w wateva i did.....IM INNOCENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHE DID IT!!!I DIDNT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHE DID!!!!!!!!!ALL FINGERS ON HER!!!!!!!!!!!!!)n i dont have a single clue y......*blink,blink*i dont noe y but im starting to read too much........4 heavens sake i enjoy reading encyclopedias n d DICTIONARY!!!!!i hope andrea changes her blog template......its d same as mine!!!!!!!!!!evry1 has alreadi posted on camp n desathon but dont noe whetheer i shud.......i got 3 pics on camp(my dad took em while all 108 of us were in dewan) n a whole lot of pics that i still havent given licia ,on desathon......i annoyed evry1 with my cam!!!4m d std 4 to d std 6!!!!n also my mum's mouthwatering brownies,jellies etc.now im gonna promote my mum's cakes....

Get your wonderful,spectacular,heavenly brownies now!!!
Just e-mail ...........wait nevermind.....i forgot my mum's "business" e-mail.........oh well.if u wan i can get u my mum's card!!!!!!!!!step-on-me collect is gonna order a cake 4 her b'day......
oh well......gtg....my stomach is saying"liz u better get down there quick b4 u get gastrik agen....hurry up !!!!!!go run along now,go on...u noe u want to"*sigh* my stomach was once a drill sergeant.....bb4now!!!!!!!

Bla,bla.......

sup?i didnt get to post yesterday coz i got church......anywayz......friday nite during dinner i ate pizza!!!!!!oh n my bro was wearing all yellow so he said"im wearing yellow!" yes,randomness does in fact run in d fam.....so i ansered"really?!?!thats amazing,bran!!!!r u wearing yellow underwear too???"i was sarcastic btw.so he checked.....yes,he checked.gd thing hes still 5 n it was blocked by the table cloth.he then said"um....im not wearing any underwear......oh,oh but i got yellow underwear upstairs!!!!!wanna see it?!?!"yea......he was serious n all dat........got not much to talk bout sat.......i didnt reali get to listen.......1st i sat down then i had to get coffee 4 my mum's fren w my fren......then wen we came bak we had to go all the way bak to the canteen to get warm water 4 d speaker....then wen we got there we felt cold n hungry so we went bak to d canteen....agen to eat d donuts we had bought earlier(my fren is 17)at klcc......klcc is a 3 min walk 4m mi church..........weneva our parents go klcc to eat we'll go cari makan by ourselves armed w 50/20ringgit........i always end up eating the same thing .........chicken chop......she has eaten it too,burgers,noodles,rice.......i usually curi 4m her..........i juz finished cleanin my room.......4 those hu noe how my room looks like in first place........well ud be surprised..............im bored all of a sudden...............alicia's new blog is somehow nicer......its prob coz shez ncluding oder ppl('morethanallofudingdongs.....we'r d ding-dongs.....) not her vain,vain self(me,myself n i)..................i got small plastic hamtaro toys on my desk......its dexter n penelope......dont noe wer d oders r tho........

Friday, August 15

Weird..........

i found out where i get my weirdness 4m........both my parents but mainly on my dad's side.most ppl now my dad as that old dude cycling a unicycle n carrying his daughter's bag the rong way.*awaits "suprised" gasps* jk.he rides a two-wheeler.whoa.my third post today......i havent done my hw yet.cikgu jeff gaves a biography on some tokoh melaka(which i intend to do at the last minute...or at least at the last day),cikgu faiz gaves us bout 3-4 pages of bm n n pg of math.....so much!on top of that i have sn n m3 tuition hw (3/4 books.we have 11 books total i think) cikgu khalil tuition dat i havent even gotten the book yet since of a certain ms ling *HINTCARMENHINT* and last but unfortunately not the least......piano.i sometimes reali,reali,really dislike piano!well i dont like the learning new songs and theory.well at least i still hve the tambourine.(r u surprised?).i wanna learn drums but my mum dont let coz she say too loud.maybe i shud consider bongos......i hope that i can learn guitar but my dad is too bz.oh well .alicia is bz w .......im not sure if got permission to tell.....lemme ask................................she said"no".sigh.did u ever hear bout my "wedding" cake 4 alicia??? onthe top:this chocolate stick person w a ponytail n glasses stranglig another stick person hu is dead on the cake.the girl stick person is holding a knife w head tilted upwards cackling like a mad ,sorry, mad n EVIL scientist.oh yea,n the cake is not cake.....its chocolate!!!!wonder if alicia will like it?!?!?!ttfn!

Aaaargh!!!!

Hey,could ANY of u guys b online?!?!?!?!im dead bored here!!!!!!n its all ur fault!!!!!!!!!!my own frens........how could you?!?!?!?!n i cant somehow put up a link list n cbox......eventhough i noe how!!!!!!!!!!! well ill juz rite my frens 4 now

1) pris

2)alicia(not exactly counted as a "FREN")

3)jo

4)karina

5)audrey(im 1 of her"clueless ppl")

4)aisyah

5)saf

6)sher

7)mich

8)kerk

9)choc luvers

10)shun yeen(????nth else to write.)

ok....im oficially bored out of my life........yay i beat kay lyn!!!!!that was akwardly random!i got a 92.5% n she got 90.nothing percent!!!!woohoo!!!!!i beat alicia too!!!!!!pris beat me......*sulk,sulk*for once in my life i actually got an A1 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(4 BM dat is.....)hey u guys wanna noe wat happened to isabel 2day?!?!?!she got called a ding-dong bell again,got insulted by evry1,wen teacher asked wat the anser was she shouted"I don't noe teacher!!!!!!!!",she drew a tattoo on jay's hand n got all frustrated wen she couldnt fill in the lil spaces,shouted at abel 4 sitting in his chair(i hve 2 admit...cant blame her 4 that coz i did d same thing: sat on his chair watching is draw d tattoo n get fed up then abel came n didnt c me so he sat on my back!!!!ouch.that had hurt.....ALOT.....)and.....got called michael by cikgu s. it went sorta like this

"michael go back to class"

"im not michael teacher" izzy shouted

"oh yea.sorry michelle"

"im not michelle teacher" she shouted louder

"i dont care.juz go ot class now"

"TEACHER!!!!!!!"she shouted really loud while i ushered her up d steps
So...was that funny?it was if u actually saw her!oh wait!this was tuesday......ohwell no diff watsoeva.well...guess im not that bored anymore........well,bye!

*Drum roll*ME!!!!!!!

Hello,WORLD!!!let me run through the basics......im new dont kill me or ill hunt u down then kill u after ive revived,im crazy n blame it all on my frens n my dad,dont kill me if i dont post dat often.i dont hve all d time in da world,y'noe.well......i guess ill put more later.bye!(gosh,that was a real lame attempt!!!)